rapunzelie:

men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input

(via breakinglikeapromise13)

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via noopface)

(Source: yoegert, via captainpcarter)

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

(via margaret-elise)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via margaret-elise)

school: your tuition bill is-

me: oh darling, stars never pay